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July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada
July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

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On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

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Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
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#2042 - Shake it off - 7:00pm Monday, April 29
Hares: Shakesbeer
Where: TBA
RA: Menage a Trois with assistance from Auntie Frank
Cost: $5.00
#2043 - Itty Bitty Titties Run - 7:00pm Monday, May 6
Hares: Snevil and PMS
Where: TBA
What: Two Queen Mattresses, two hares, FOUR itty bitty titties!
Cost: $5.00
Notes: We're alright, we're alright, we're a little flat chested but we're alright!
#2044 - 7:00pm Monday, May 13
Hares: Pull My Woodie
Where: TBA
RA: Sticky Lips
Cost: $5.00
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #336 - Flower Moon - 7:00pm Thursday, May 16
Hares: Pull My Woody and Slicky Slit
Where: Pull My Woody and Sticky Lips Dog Shelter, 2214 7th Ave NW
Cost: $5.00
2019 Golden Triangle - 8:00am Saturday, May 18 until 5:00pm Monday, May 20
Hares: Tighty Whitey
What: ~330km ride over 3 days in some of the most glorious mountain terrain in BC
Cost: Est. $110/pp + hotel costs, nightly dinners.
Food & Booze: Lots of beer, cider, wine included. Daily lunches, snacks, water and ride support.
Notes: Sign up for the mailing list at
#2045 - 7:00pm Monday, May 20
Hares: Booty Camp, Snow Blower
Where: TBA
Cost: $5.00
#2046 - 7:00pm Monday, May 27
Hares: Daisy Duke
Where: TBA
Cost: $5.00
Mismanagement Meeting - 7:00pm Wednesday, May 29
Where: TBA
What: Another think tank
Cost: Nada! In fact, you'll get a free beer out of it!
Bring: Good ideas and listening ears (or PMS will put on her teacher voice and glare)
#2047 - 7:00pm Monday, June 3
Hares: Blue Balls
#2048 - 7:00pm Monday, June 10
Hares: Did someone volunteer for that one?
Cost: $5.00
#2049 - School's almost out for summer - 7:00pm Monday, June 17
Hares: Ms Cheeks, Ms Pussy, Ms Spanker
Cost: $5.00
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #337 - Strawberry Moon - 7:00pm Thursday, June 20
Hares: Hot Haggis
Where: TBA
Cost: $5.00
#2050 - Canada Day Hashtravaganza - 2:00pm Monday, July 1
Hares: Hardly and Twisty
Where: TBA
#2053 - Stampede Hash - 2:00pm Saturday, July 13
Hares: Hot Cheeks and a cast of thousands
Where: Rinaldi Campground and Firepit, Burmis, AB
Directions: Take Hwy #22 south of Calgary (Cowboy trail) to Hwy #3 (approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes).
  Turn west (right) on Hwy #3 and drive for 5 minutes.
  Turn south (left) on Hwy #507 (Turn off is just past the weigh scales)
  Take Hwy #507 for 2 km
  Watch for "Stampede Hash" signage on left side of road.
Bow Hut Hike - 11:00am Saturday, September 21
Hares: King Shit, Abandoned Pussy
Where: Bow Hut
Directions: On the east side of the Wapta Icefield, above Bow Lake in Banff National Park
What: Hike to Bow Hut and stay overnight.
Cost: $25 deposit ASAP. Final cost is probably $50-$60
Notes: More info is here

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