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updated: Monday, December 11 at 09:58:05 AM


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July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada
July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

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On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.


NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

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White Powder Mystery in the Caribbean

George Town, Cayman Islands — Chief Inspector Claudia Brady is seeking the public's assistance in identifying three individuals spotted dumping white powdery substances along various streets in George Town.

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Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#1949 - New Jersey, Old Jersey, Hockey Jersey! - 7:00pm Monday, December 11
Hares: Daisy Duke and Snevil
Where: MVP Cafe and Lounge, 5600 19th St SW
Directions: Turn East on 56 Avenue from 19 ST. It looks like the driveway to the Water Treatment Plant, but is actually also the road into the Tennis Academy which is where the MVP Lounge is.
On-In: TBA
What: 2 minutes for looking so good. Wear your favorite hockey jersey.
RA: Aunty Frank
Cost: $5
Food & Booze: MVP asks that we pre-order food and drinks
 
Christmas Party! - 6:00pm Saturday, December 16
Hares: Dementia
Where: Meadowlark Community Hall, 623 58 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2V 1V7
Cost: Non-Wanker pricing (Before December 01, 2017): $50.00 adult, $25.00 for kids with their own plate - Wanker pricing $60.00 & $30.00
Food & Booze: 6:00 cocktails and Awesome Dinner served at 7:00
Notes: Music Stylings by: DJ Vinyl Richie (AKA Lying Sack of Shit)
 
#1950 - Ugly non-denominational holiday sweater day - 7:00pm Monday, December 18
Hares: The perfect pair: Hot Cheeks and Granny Panties
Where: TBA
Cost: $5
Food & Booze: Special deal: order 2 drinks, pay for both!
Bring: Read the event name!
 
#1951 - 7:00pm Monday, December 25
Hares: Were you born in 1951 - you should hare this run!
Where: TBA
What: test
 
#1952 - 7:00pm Tuesday, December 26
Hares: Hardly and Twisty
Where: TBA
 
#1953 - 7:00pm Monday, January 1 2018
Hares: Were you born in 1953 - you should hare this run!
Where: TBA
 
#1954 - 7:00pm Monday, January 8 2018
Hares: Were you born in 1954 - you should hare this run!
Where: TBA
 
#1955 - 7:00pm Monday, January 15 2018
Hares: Were you born in 1955 - you should hare this run!
Where: TBA
 
#1956 - Anal Toboggan Run - 2:00pm Saturday, January 20 2018
Hares: Abandoned Pussy and Touché
What: Touché will set trail for kiddies and parents. AP will set a toboggan buster for the others.
Cost: $5
Bring: Toboggans!
 
#1957 - 7:00pm Monday, January 22 2018
Hares: Were you born in 1957 - you should hare this run!
Where: TBA
 
#1958 - Big Six-O! M! G! - 7:00pm Monday, January 29 2018
Hares: King Shit, Shack Shock, Roaring Nancy, Auntie Frank, Mucky Dip and a host of galloping geezers
Where: TBA
What: A slow paced run, set by some elderly members of the hash, who turn 60 years old in 2018
Cost: $5
Bring: a walker (maybe Johnny Walker)
 
#1958 - 7:00pm Monday, February 5 2018
Where: TBA
 

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