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Duke of Hurl : A Celebration of Life
May 17, 2019 — A celebration of life for Duke of Hurl (Greg Kuhl in real life) will be held on Friday, May 17, 2019 at LEYDEN'S CHAPEL OF REMEMBRANCE (corner of 17th Avenue & 2nd Street SW) at 2:30 p.m., preceded by viewing at 1:30 p.m., and followed by a gathering at Mill Street Brew Pub. Interment will take place on Tuesday, May 21, 2019 at Eden Brook Memorial Gardens (Lower Springbank Road & 17th Avenue SW) at 10:00 a.m

Greg's Obituary

July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada
July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

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On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#2049 - School's almost out for summer - 7:00pm Monday, June 17
Hares: Ms Cheeks, Ms Pussy, Ms Spanker
Where: Oak Tree Tavern, 124 10 St NW #2, Calgary, AB T2N 1V3
RA: Your name here! Hurry before it gets snapped up!
Cost: $5.00
Food & Booze: Drink specials are $5.25 pints of Oak Tree Lager and $5 poutine
Bring: Grippy trail runners
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #337 - Strawberry Moon - 7:00pm Thursday, June 20
Hares: Hot Haggis
Where: Atlantic Trap and Gill, 510 Heritage Drive SW
Cost: $5.00
#2051 - Summer Solstice - 7:00pm Monday, June 24
Hares: Lost in Space
What: The longest run of the year, on the longest day of the year (almost)
RA: Booty Camp
Notes: Date check
#2050 - Canada Day Hashtravaganza - 2:00pm Monday, July 1
Hares: Hardly, Twisted Sister, Suck No Evil, Layem In Snow and Can You Hear Me Know et al.
Where: Weaselhead Flats Parking Lot, 37st. & 66ave SW.
What: Shiggy.Shiggy.Shiggy
RA: Sticky Lips has plans for you....Be good!
Cost: $10.00
Food & Booze: Picnic Weenie Roast to follow the run.
Bring: Super Soakers for the War of the Worlds water fight on the trail.
Notes: This is a Kid friendly, Dog friendly, Gerbil friendly and Human friendly event.
#2052 - 7:00pm Monday, July 8
Where: TBA
#2053 - Stampede Hash 2019 - 2:00pm Saturday, July 13
Hares: Snevil and others
Where: Rinaldi Campground and Firepit, Burmis, AB
- Take Hwy #22 south of Calgary (Cowboy trail) to Hwy #3 (approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes).
- Turn west (right) on Hwy #3 and drive for 5 minutes.
- Turn south (left) on Hwy #507 (Turn off is just past the weigh scales)
- Take Hwy #507 for 2 km
- Watch for "Stampede Hash" signage on left side of road.
Cost: $69.69! This includes camping, beer from 1pm onwards Saturday July 13th - the beer is gone, Saturday run (2pm), regroup beer, trash, Saturday night pig roast dinner with all the fixins, orange food group and other various snacks plus breakfast on Sunday. Email transfer Hot Cheeks @ or give Hot Cheeks cash at the next run. Please let me know of any food/beverage restrictions. LAST DAY TO SIGN UP AND PAY IS JULY 1ST!
Bring: Personal camping supplies, tarps, extra coolers for food and a lawn chair.
Notes: Lodging: camping on site (out house, no shower (you can hose yourself down outside or go to the lake or river near by), electricity to charge your devices and water on site. You may be able to use the water to brush you teeth at a minimal fee. Lol! Just kidding).

FRIDAY NIGHT POTLUCK BBQ: BYOB, something for the grill and a side dish to share.

If you prefer non camping accommodations, please message Hot Cheeks. There are several options near by. Dog and kid friendly.
#2054 - 7:00pm Monday, July 15
Where: TBA
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #338 - Buck Moon - 7:00pm Friday, July 19
Hares: Can You See Me Know and Legs That Krink
Where: Can You Hear Me Now and Knight Stalker's , 3004 9th Street NW
RA: Special RA
Cost: $5.00 plus food option
Food & Booze: BYOB
Notes: This is a TGIF evening.
#2055 - First Anal Elbow Tutu Float - 7:00pm Monday, July 22
Hares: Dastardly
Where: TBA
What: Annual summer float down the Elbow river, somewhere near Redwoody Meadows.
Cost: $10 Run and Picnic
Bring: Flotation devices disguised as tutus and dry clothes.
#2056 - 7:00pm Monday, July 29
Hares: Granny Panties and Little Miss Stuffit
Where: TBA
#2057 - 7:00pm Monday, August 5
Where: TBA
#2058 - 7:00pm Monday, August 12
Where: TBA
Bow Hut Hike - 11:00am Saturday, September 21
Hares: King Shit, Abandoned Pussy
Where: Bow Hut
Directions: On the east side of the Wapta Icefield, above Bow Lake in Banff National Park
What: Hike to Bow Hut and stay overnight.
Cost: $25 deposit ASAP. Final cost is probably $50-$60
Notes: More info is here

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